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Despiden a un profesor de español en EEUU por enseñar la palabra “culo” a sus alumnos

30 septiembre 2013 - 8:59 - Autor:

Los párvulos, a punto de perder su inocencia léxico-anatómica.

Su error fue pronunciar en clase la palabraass (culo). Enseñar este término malsonante a sus alumnos de un colegio de Iowa (EEUU) le costó a un profesor de español su puesto de trabajo. Fernando, nombre ficticio del maestro, fue expulsado de una escuela de educación primaria después de que sus alumnos contaran escandalizados en casa las dos nuevas palabras que habían aprendido aquel día en clase: “ass” y su traducción en español, “culo”.

“Pagué cara mi bisoñez”, reconoce Fernando, que prefiere permanecer en el economato para no truncar futuras oportunidades laborales en el recatado mundo académico estadounidense. “Las partes del cuerpo son un clásico en la enseñanza de un idioma, como los animales o los utensilios de cocina”, recuerda el docente, natural de Sevilla, “de modo que dibujé un cuerpo humano en la pizarra y escribí los nombres en español de cada parte. Cuando escribí “culo” se partían el ojete, con perdón, pero cuando les expliqué que era “ass” pude ver la mirada de terror reflejada en sus tiernos ojos”.

Cabe apuntar que Fernando no sólo pagó cara su bisoñez sino también su pobre conocimiento del idioma inglés: Ass” en inglés tiene una connotación más cercana al “ano” español que al “culo”, cuya traducción estaría más próxima a “bottom” (posadera). Lo que no quita para que enseñar “button” + “culo” no hubiera provocado asimismo el despido fulminante del maestro. La sociedad norteamericana es sobradamente conocida por su mojigatería, especialmente con todo lo que tiene relación, por remota que esta sea, con el sexo. Las nalgas no sólo sirven para sentarse sino que esconden inquietantes posibilidades eróticas para una mente puritana. El despido, por tanto, estaba más que justificado.

 

 

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Sois unos auténticos lumbreras…. button es botón…. lo que queríais decir era bottom, a vosotros si que os tendrían que despedir

¿pero quién ha escrito esto? Y yo en el paro….

Permanecer en el economato… o sea que estaba de compras y no le apeteció salir a la calle para hablar

Parece mentira que haya gente que todavía no se dé cuenta de que éste es un blog de humor.

Pablo, en tu vida podrías tener tú un blog así, en tu vida..y si no..mueve el culo, cúrrate uno y ponte a venderlo por ahí… a ver qué tal te va…..Lo que está claro, es que no pillas ni la fina ironía….

Jajajajaja….no es por nada pero a este blog, humor le falta un rato… en esta pagina todos los blogs chorras que tenéis, deben estar “petados” de becarios estúpidos, que o son niñatos o redactores fracasados.

Pero seguir así por favor,no empeoréis el tema, que a pesar de todo disfruto leyéndoos.

Recuerdos y besos de TU MADRE.

La sociedad norteamericana es escrupulosa con el sexo, y al mismo tiempo Estados Unidos es uno de los países en los que más películas porno se ruedan al año (13.000)..
Tal vez si la legislación norteamericana no amparase dichos escrúpulos que hacen posible despedir a un profesor, los empresarios del negocio del porno en Estados Unidos no ganarían tanto dinero, no os parece?.. el negocio es lo que importa..

Este artículo al parecer, esta escrito en clave de humor, de modo que el autor evita escribir en el “ano-nimato”, y pone “economato” y otras bromas. Así lo entiendo yo, no debemos poner el grito en el cielo.

Un saludo a todos
Buen día

Hola, vivo en Estados Unidos y soy profesora de primaria. La palabra “Ass” tiene una connotación muy fuerte, incluso dependiendo el contexto podría ser una palabrota. Pero “bottom” está más aceptada en el mundo de la enseñanza, yo misma la he empleado en Sciences con mis alumnos cuando describimos el cuerpo humano.

Lo siento, pero no me creo esta noticia. Estoy segura de que hubo algo más que provocó su despido, o el colegio era extremadamente religioso.

Por cierto, los americanos no son tan mojigatos como pensamos, y hablo con conocimiento de causa, soy española.

Un saludo a todos

Realmente es un absurdo, creerán que nuestros niños se verán violentados por aprender el lenguaje de uso común en todos lados??? No se dan cuenta que lo ven a diario en la Internet, el cable, los Smartphones, sus amigos, etc.
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